A bit of a trauma happened today??................

The last time my human did a 'first aid course' was more than 50 years ago (when she was in the guides). Actually that's a lie.................. she did one about 20 years ago when she was the Assistant Manager of a hotel.


 ….........But she can't remember a thing?!!...............

Sooooooo...................... there we were................. just relaxing in the house................... my human had worked 10am – 3pm, I'd had a walk at Hayle by 'Copperhouse Pool' and she'd done a bit of shopping at Asda........................... She was just wondering whether to open a bottle of wine??!!

…........When all of a sudden a man dripping loads of blood appeared at our door. It was our neighbour Phil, who had been trying to erect a new 'whirly gig' in our communal courtyard. OMG! ….........Apparently the old 'whirly gig' had attacked him.......................

...............There was blood everywhere so he'd come looking for help?! My human is absolutely hopeless in a crisis. She handed him a bit of kitchen roll. Lol!.........And then she invited him in and tried to do her 'Florence Nightingale' bit. Lol!........................

Long story short................ After my human cleaning him up (with some out of date anti-bactrical wipes) and patching him up (with some out of date medical stuff), he popped down to the walk in medical centre.

…...............All is good.............................

…..............And he was even fit enough to come back and fit the new Whirly Gig.

Thanks Phil xxxx