Whitz that smell?

Ah the beauty department in Jenners has gone downhill since I last saw it.

Perhaps he's selling Urban Decay, Canal number 5, Diesel? He looks like Salvatore Ferragamo that well known Agent Provocateur, or perhaps its his cousin Narciso Rodriguez who worked as an Apothecary in the Emporio Armani? Using only the Bare Escentuals and some Fake Bake he has managed to produce some Molton Brown stuff that looks like it belongs in a Cowshed and certainly doesn't smell like a Rosebud. Despite the Rituals there are several of the same Creed interested in his Acqua Di Parma, among them Van Cleef & Arpels the Dutch chemists, the eastern europeans from Bvlgari, from Poland Swarovski, and Elizabeth Arden from Berkeley Square. It will take 007 to make make sure This Works otherwise he'll have to go through the whole Lab Series again.

Whatever he is selling it certainly doesn't smell like any of these things.