S'not right.....

Today, I was sneezed on by a buffalo called Sharon*. (Not a sentence I ever thought I'd write...)

*The calf isn't officially called Sharon. I named her that because she reminded me of a girl at school who sneezed right onto my rice pudding in Home Economics once, leaving a sort of green drizzle across the top of it.

Sorry if you're just about to eat some tapioca.....