So Pellet Rhino

...my predictive text offered up when I typed in San Pellegrino
(the name of the fizzy water in the pic).

Isn't that gorgeous?
It's bloody poetry surely?
Are there poems based on predictive text?

Best predictive text since I typed a friend's name
and the word 'Lard' came up. I never told her.
And yes, she has a lovely rounded bottom.

PS. I'm not looking for you to write predictive text poems
as Mr P thinks. Blimey! That really would be asking too much
from my blip chums.