Is it wise......?

.....to choose a University on the merits of their stairwells?

Annie has decided that it might just have to be Sheffield as the English department have the coolest stairwell on the planet! She has already decided that she will start a society (if it hasn't been started already) who specialise in throwing stuff off the 5th floor through the two holes on the 1st floor into buckets or some such receptacle on the ground floor!

Perhaps it wouldn't be wise to put that aim on her personal statement! D