What a load of s&/@!

The local dump offers free manure to its patrons. Just as a little thank you. You're welcome. It creates a frenzy quite similar to how January sales used to be, or if Justin Bieber was...anywhere. Queues, tension, hopes and dreams...

People love their manure. And security watches so you don't take more than the 3 bag maximum per patron per day. And to prevent physical fights. Dump patrons can get emotional and violent. Someone should test the radiation coming from the old TVs.