I don't know

what, to my left, had distracted these two.

I voted, I babysat my lovely neighbours, aged 6 and 4 for a couple of hours, I spent the evening with Secondborn, I looked at the exit polls then went to bed and set my alarm for 3am hoping to catch the best of the drama.

It has to be better than the self-centred, ignorant, spiteful vandals who've been pretending to run the country for the last fourteen years.