Unorthobox

Dear Givers Of Treats,

The boxes on wheels are out again. I don’t like these big boxes. Every time they come out, the food givers disappear.

I think they must be treat boxes for walks. The Eldest Omega Princess must be going for a VERY long walk if she needs a treat box that size. I’m not sure why she even needs treats when there’s lots of tasty grass just now. She doesn’t even do good stuff on a walk like run or sniff bums AND it’s a bit rude of her to go on a walk without me anyway.

I should have a treat box that size for MY walks. I AM the bestest boy after all.

M