Cailleach

By Cailleach

Varnishing act....

Have you ever heard of someone being so hot, that the nail polish on their toes (aqua, naturally) melted!?!

(No, neither have I actually......but I keep watching my feet just in case....)

I heard on the radio, that a new planet has been discovered. Apparently it looks blue, because the atmosphere is so intensely hot, that the silicates in the atmosphere have turned to molten glass....

At the moment, the planet's name is just a string of numbers and letters....I think some double glazing company should get in there quickly and sponsor it.

(If anyone wants to sponsor my toenails, I'm open to all offers...)

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