Holiday checklist

- Tickets? 
- Check
- Money?
- Check
- Passports?
- Ch... fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! Shit, shit, shit, shitty FUCK!!!! 

Every morning at 8.30am as I cycle past the passport office I see a few tortured souls eagerly waiting for the opening of the passport office at 9.00am 

None with suitcases and restless kids this morning. These are usually the ones with their nerves in absolute shreds.