How did I not know this existed?

Backblip:

Imagine giving your name to a chart of jobbies? The Bristol Stool Chart exists and is available at Ottawacker Jr.'s paediatrician's waiting room. I am amazed and impressed. All these years I could have been changing my post-toilet visits from "Ugh, don't go in there for a while" to "That's a Type 3, I am afraid, more like a Cumberland than a Bratwurst."

I feel cheated. To the residents of Bristol, I salute you,