How much is the ...

... not for sale!
A dinky little portable record player, with a 78 record on it, no less (Legend of the Glass Mountain). Out of shot to the left was an LP of the music from Dr Zhivago, and out of shot to the right was a reasonable looking acoustic guitar.
I could have run riot, but luckily the shop was closed. 
I am free from the chains of work for 11 days, hallelujah!