Regarding the Pup

What a result!  

He's chewed the connection to the interwebs, already had his first sip of red wine, escaped from his puppy pen and eaten Lindt choc, peed everywhere (and the other too), scrabbled under the cooker and found some ancient rat poison.  

This pup is made in my image (sort of).

I commend his efforts to discombobulate the Wretched One.
He's a right Tinker!