"When's Dinner?"

Dad Crow: "Dinner -- what dinner?"

Kid Crow: "I'm hungry."

Mom Crow: "Dear, you're on your own now."

Kid: "Now???!!"

Dad Crow: "Sure - -we taught you how to fend for yourself, now do it."

Kid: "Now???!!

Mom: "Yes, dear -- you can do it"

Kid: "Right now??!!!

Dad: Go for it!

Mom: "It's okay, sweetie -- we know you can do it."

Kid: "You mean right now??!!! Before dinner??!!

Dad: "Dinner's on you tonight, kid."

Kid: "Mommmmm!!!!!!