Risqué Confetti

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

The Prince and I went out with Kitty Cat and Marsh tonight for a couple of drinks.

Marsh had a treehouse in the garden when he was young and when he hit teenage years, it became a cool gang hut to hang out with his mates…and a handy place to store his considerable collection of porn mags!

Unfortunately when the family was out on a day trip, one of his mates decided to use the treehouse and accidentally set fire to it with the camping stove.

When they came back, the tree was ablaze. Marsh’s dad was understandably upset by the loss of the elm tree but his mum was raging…about all of the singed pieces of porn mags floating into their neighbours’ gardens!

Apparently she’s never forgiven him for it!

C