21 Burn Salute

"You smell burning?"

"Aye, but dinnae worry!"

"How no?"

"It's Cailleach's Big Birthday, it's just the candles on her cake!"

"Big Birthday?"

"Aye ............ 21!"

"Again? How lovely .............. but that's an awfy lot of smoke for 21 candles?"

"Nae kidding!"

"She's guaranteed to get a visit from the guys at Scottish Fire & Rescue!"

"Ah ken .......... she's no daft!" *

Happy Birthday to the Wild Wumin of Blip! x


The Girl from Ipanema Gourock

* Regular blippers will know that this might be a big fib, but it's her birthday!!!