Cheating on Fazzy

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Fazzy was in the office today, but she was very busy. Also, her ear is bunged, just like mine a month ago.

"Can you hear me?" I asked her. "I SAY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

She told me to eff off, in a very polite Fazzy way.

So I ended up going for lunch with Olivia instead. Olly was very happy about this because she wanted to TAUNT Fazzy by sharing lunch with me. 

This was in revenge for being called a double-you last week. As it turned out, we did NOT share. I wanted the soup and you can't share soup.

Nevertheless we took a picture of me pretending to eat Olly's eggs and sent it to Fazzy and Briar.

Poor Fazzy said she had only had time for a Crunchie for lunch. 

"EW HOLLANDAISE," said Briar. Because Briar.

S.