Horror

Yes, it's an emergency blip of my cheese plant. That wasn't planned, but I can explain...

It's pretty busy here this week - as my mum would say, I haven't got time to bless myself. But I needed a break late this afternoon so I headed out to the park for a quick half-hour blip-hunt in the sunshine. As I arrived I spotted a guy I used to know, and we chatted for a while. And that's when it happened...

A butterfly flew into my mouth. Into my mouth!! A butterfly. In my mouth.

Traumatised.

Blip-hunt over.