Parlez-vous Franglais?

... if I ever submitted a paper like that to my old French teacher, Mrs. Bourke, she would scribble red ink all over it before setting it on fire.

On the other hand, when I worked at Facebook, they found that Franglais verbs had a 15% better sales conversion rate, so why did I ever bother trying to learn French!

That is before you realise the abominable carton of cappuccino they're trying to sell you, so now they've annoyed the Italians:))