~ no dogs allowed ~

oh!
why not?
dog germs
dog germs?
what are dog germs?
I've never known anyone to go down with dog germs
I don't even believe in dog germs
my dogs don't have any germs
on the contrary
they are warm furry
love on four legs
and god spelled backwards
more often than not
they make people feel well
not sick

silly rules

and by the way
anyone enquiring as to
how much are those doggies in the window
they are in fact priceless
and NOT for sale