What I say. What youngest hears.

I say:

I'm going to relax in the bath with my book. Do not disturb.

Youngest hears:

I'm going to have a bath. I won't be able to escape so I'd like you to come in and play sevens with me. I'd like you to insist on 'One more game! One more game!' until the bath becomes lukewarm, verging on chilly. Thanks so much.