"Stand over there"

What to do on a day where the only times it wasn't raining it was absolutely chucking it down?
Too wet for parkrun, too wet for a playground, too wet for the walk across the Quarry to the swimming pool, just OK for the walk from the car park to Medieval Madness. 
So, an afternoon of soft play, seemingly with the rest of Shrewsbury. Owen even had me in there playing tag and being target practice.