I'll protect you from the hooded claw

I've taken to wearing this little evil eye to protect me from the evil which exists in my office 

(its just under my bosum) 

I actually took this photo as example of crepey skin which I am treating with This Works Creme, which is going to make my neck and bosums young and silky smooth. 

It might do that, but Himself isn't going to be attracted by it.  It's like a bull repellent smell.  I'd like to think that the smell will be a factor in it amazingness.