My arse is broken

A disappointing broken keyboard from eBay. For £2.70 you expect your broken keyboard to be properly broken but this one is very far from broken. In fact, you couldn't really call it broken at all. I mean, apart from the volume buttons being a bit erratic and the button for the demo tune (a cheesy rendition of Glenn Miller's American Patrol) not working no matter how hard you press it, the thing works perfectly. Conned again.

Other than that there was more trout (Ronnie's been at the fishing again) so that got filleted and just frozen. Whales. Each fillet is about 600g and there's four of them. Cooked with a bit of garlic, capers, butter and lemon juice, it'll make a change from smoked trout. 

Took the dodgy knee out on the bike again. Better. It needs the exercise.