Pineapple plant

Look at the seeds on my pineapple  plant.
A very fraught day trying to sort out my Virgin Media  contract. I spent the morning on the phone but eventually had to call R to come and help me. If only you could just go into a shop and tell them what you want and they would do it. Still not sorted but hopefully  it will eventually after we had to send an email with copies of the contract that they can't  find.