Cat, cat, chicken, cat

You can't have a bad night with these two, you will always end up in tears at some point during the evening (Happy tears).

Discussing how to stop cats pooing in the garden.

E: "my mate put a bowl out full of petrol for the cats in his garden"

Me: "oh my god, that's really bad"

E: "yeah the cat just kept running around the garden in circles and then just stopped"

Me: "what? And died?"

Everyone: laughing apart from me

E: "no he just ran out of petrol"

E sat there looking very smug for the rest of the evening!

I am just gullible okay?!

We need to do it more often!