Harold and Albert

Harold enters yard with loaded horse and cart. Albert stands in yard waiting to greet Harold with a big grin on his face. Cart stops beside Albert.

Albert:
You had a good day son? Corr, looks like you've been busy (as he views the laden cart)

Harold:
I'm bleeding knackered; it's been nothing but stairs all day. Why doesn't everyone live in bungalows? them poxy tower-blocks, up and down and up and ......(Harold stops dead in his tracks when he notices his dad standing there looking unusually happy) Ello, and what's that smug look for Pater? You look like you lost a shilling and found a pound. Ear you ain't got 24 draws up av yer? (jumps down from cart)

Albert:
(closing his eyes and pulling a face) Arrr you, you dirty little devil.

Harold:
(laughing) What's for dinner dad? I'm starving. I could eat a horse..... (turning to Hercules)...Opps sorry mate, I meant a cow.

Hercules:
(galloping) I'm off.

Audience:
(leaving) Us as well.