Pert at 40*

Scullion always said he'd like to be pert.  What else?  This all started as a bet after several pints in the Lost Spurtle.  He still has his Jane Fonda workout on VHS;  he's always been fond of a fondue.  He sold his 'lift and separate' on EBay; his cross my heart girdle (?) is now in the chamber.  Of horrors.


He is now resting.


*mph