Silly instructions

I thought I would blip the instructions which came with Maggy's new bed as they seem particularly silly to me. 

You need one pair of scissors, one leaping dog and one human waving.  No hammers, glue, tape, screwdrivers (and not sure about the other) are needed.
The bed is for dogs, not cats, elephants or butterflies although I know a few cats who would think it would be for them.
1.  After pulling off the tape to open the carton in your right hand, wave it around while having your dog pull the end of the box while you pull the bed out.  A fun game for both of you.  I know it is hard as you only have two fingers.
2.  Dispose of the tape and in the same position, point to the bed on the floor.  
3.  Cut the plastic the bed is enclosed in.  Don't let your dog do this as they are not good with scissors.
4.  The bed will magically unfurl and the plastic covering can be recycled.
5.  Wait 48 hours +/- while the bed puffs itself up.
6.  Now your two tailed dog can destroy it.

For Silly Saturday in honour of admirer.  Thanks for hosting davidc.