Sharing Platter

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I went into the office today and Briar invited me to join her at the Business Analyst lunch. 

Despite the fact that I am no longer one of them, the Business Analysts still allow me in the social group*. I'm like the Dian Fossey of Business Analysts. 

Briar (a poor student) was unimpressed by the cost of burgers at Duke's so I offered to split lunch with her. This also afforded me the opportunity to annoy Fazzy by sending her a picture of me sharing lunch with someone else.

THIS MAN IS DISGRACEFUL 

Said Fazzy by way of response.

Box checked.

S.

* The collective noun is a "waffle" of Business Analysts.