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Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

Kitty Cat and Marsh are away for a couple of days and I am looking after Gladiator and Wolverine (teenage boys).

They asked if we could watch Deadpool but I said I’d have to run it past their parents. I mentioned that there’s a very long sex scene in it and I wouldn’t want them to feel awkward.

“I think I’ll be fine.” Wolverine assured me, knowingly, “I’ve watched other films with LOADS of weird stuff.”

Oh good god!

The request was parentally approved…with the condition that we fast forward the International Women’s Day bit.

Best all round!

C