Why is your hedge so high?

Meet Tim, our hedge-hacking hero! 


Every few years, he bravely tackles our towering 20plus -foot laurel hedge, which decides to grow like a teenager on a growth spurt. 

Why so high, you ask? Well, we live on a steep hill, and let’s just say we don’t want our neighbours getting an accidental view of our living room shenanigans—nor do they want us to be treated to a surprise peek into their bedroom! 
 
But Tim doesn’t just cut back the greenery; he ropes himself in like a true adventurer, scaling our leafy fortress with style.  
Our visitors during the annual Open Gardens  in  our village can’t help but marvel at our laurel hedge, with one even declaring it the most striking feature here.
 
Thanks to Tim we can enjoy our privacy while keeping our garden a local wonder! 
 
Disclaimer-This is written with the aid of A.I.  I fed the facts into ChatGPT. What do you think?