The Wanderer Returns

As if by magic, or hunger, Shakespeare has decided to grace the house with his presence. haven't seen the bugger for days. Although I hear him come in at night and scoff, I know its him because Teabag doesn't go spare and take part in a loud growly hiss match!! Not sure how she knows it's him and not an intruder though. He gave a "meow" and sat above the fridge demanding milk. I am unaware of his recent travels but wherever he ventured he is now covered in the sticky seeds of some bush. Wouldn't mind but my cleaner only came yesterday so I'll have to put up with a mix of fur and barbs for at least a week. Still it's nice to know he's OK,.