Duke Wellington had enough of seagulls

'Hey, Dave?'

'Yes, Steve?'

'The guy I'm sitting on is not happy about something.'

'Try sitting on top of a rearing horse, Steve, bloomy nuisance these things.'

'Oh, look, Dave, my guy is waving his hands now. What's his problem?'

'Don't know, Steve, we're just sitting here minding our own seagully business after all...'