Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Pere Noel, St, Nick

I like to paint on 3 different sizes of canvases. 12 x 16, 10 x 20, and 16 x 20. I was out of 2 out of the 3 sizes, so I stopped into Michaels.

AND WAS ASSAULTED BY FATHER CHRISTMAS!

There was the jolly old fat man,
in red with his nips and his tucks,
and if you have any interest...
he can be yours for 300 bucks!

When the employees were not looking,
I swung at Santa, but missed.
Why did I take the punch?
I WAS NOT ON HIS LIST!