Ahhhhhhhh - isn't that sweet? NO!

My boys are very good friends (usually). They groom each other and make contented kitty noises. Sweet. But what you can't see is that they are doing smack in the center of MY bed. Lick and roll, lick and roll. Repeat ad infinitum. In this aren't-we-the-cutest-cats-ever display, voluminous amounts of kitty spittle get transferred to the ultra absorbent cotton sheets. This means that even after I remove said animals back to THEIR sleeping quarters, I have to sleep in the slimy wet spot. So even though it is 1 AM and I am falling asleep standing up, it is time to get up and do the laundry. CATS!!