Oak on Beech

Beech  (Fagus sylvatica) & Oak (Quercus robur) leaf litter collected and dried this morning, making an appearance on my studio table for a closer inspection.
Many photographs are optical illusions, this is one such photo (well the extra)
It appears in this photo as though I am standing up. Do not be fooled
Consider me as a weeble! only this weeble does fall down!
I have little balance and therefore I CANNOT free stand. In this photo my legs are leaning on the table for support. 
My physio has worked me hard to strengthen my core. I can now stand/lean like this for about five mins
This has taken a decade to achieve.