Hung

These well-endowed gents have been lounging around a nearby field for the past few days, conserving their energies in bachelor quarters before the tupping season starts: their offspring can be expected 5 months later.

They've had their back, crack'n'sack treatments done and now they're waiting to be introduced to some new young partners.

Some of them look rather noble but I feel that in reality they resemble Dominique Strauss-Kahn and Silvio Berlusconi in their fondness for, er...Tupperware parties.

Not that either of them is in the least bit sheepish.