Cottage of Tin.

It was a long shot I know. Tad short of the readies at the moment. Nipped in to see my Turf Accountant, old Ted, asked him if he would give me odds of finding a cottage in Wiltshire that still had a corragated (tin) roof.  He reckoned there were none left in the county, so if I wanted to waste my time , gave me 20 to 1. Put me last fiver on, and said  I would be back by 4pm with photo. Drove all over the county lanes and tracks, untill I found this one.  Got back to the bookies by 3pm, he paid out in tears and tenners. Am having a Sweet and Sour delivered.!