Special Cream

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

Kitty Car and I went Christmas shopping today. We were in John Lewis and she said “look at that plum cream” and I doubled up.

Turned out she said “Bum cream” which apparently adds a hint of shimmer and tightens and firms everything thanks to Guarana - you know the stuff that they used to sell shots of in clubs in the 90s. Haha next thing you know there will be a range of poppers body lotions!

C