Cheeky Madam....Moi?

My dad left his old boots and the old door rug out in the sun while he was hissing at the floor. (Steam cleaner)

Being a right chuckle head he didn't notice me jump on the garden table and tuck into my bone. I'm not allowed up here EVER so he'll go off on one if he finds out.

Lovely day innit......hissing has stopped, now there's more of a thunderous gurgling noise, seems to be getting closer... ohhhhh shhhhiiii