Kanylkloride

By Martigan

It smote my Humerus .

       Another, necessary, minor top-up  took me to Morrisons; where my warped mind saw this and kicked in.
       I had to check to be certain - BUT - " Santa has an all-male team of nine reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, plus latecomer Rudolph.
THEN: "Yes, Santa's reindeer are likely all female because female reindeer keep their antlers through the winter, while male reindeer shed theirs."

BUT - would you get away with one carrot for EACH Reindeer?
(:¬o)

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