A case of the Mondays

I have been off my game all day today. It started this morning when I left the house without putting on my belt. Luckily me trews didnae fall doon, but hey, I was winging it out there, in unknown sartorial territory. Then at lunch time I managed to drop chunks of lunch down my tie (greasy food stains are never a good look). So off that came. Then in the afternoon everything seemed to take twice as long as it should - I felt as though was wading up a terrace of treacle, my soles scrunching through the molasses. I'm going to have to make sure I stack some quality zeds tonight and try and get back into the zone for Tuesday. Meanwhile, here's a picture of my biggest fan