Take a load off…..

…..Sparky woke me for breaky at 6am and after serving his smashed avocado and poached eggs on toast, I found it difficult to regain my sleepy head.

Nancy woke and took great pleasure in retelling the events of last night where the effects of a 10 drink session manifested in some clumsiness and a bit of gibbering. I knew there was a good reason I don’t get drunk these days.

I’ve only moved from this spot to perform ablutions and Nancy has kindly cleared my diary.