Eye right!

Obviously somebody's blue eyed boy, unless its a girl called Iris I suppose. Yes the Fringe is swinging into action so keep an eye out for more displays such as this on the Royal Mile over the coming weeks - if you are foolish enough to venture there I'm sure you will see some sights for a sore eye.

I'm not sure what Eyeball Paul was actually promoting, but he was reading The Times so I suppose his vision is a bit clouded. The lead story is the usual referendum scare story so perhaps he is a bit of an eye floater in that sense. I'm sure he might want to see it far enough.

When I was a pupil I was taught that it was rude to stare at people but he really wants to get something done about those thread veins.