Stupid is as stupid does

Went to Stratford with mommy dearest and she asked I wanted to go see the black swan, for a moment I heard “The Black Swan” and had a brief daydream of a snug British pub with pie & chips and a cheeky chardonnay… but no, she meant the viscious bugger in the water who was busy pecking anything it didn’t like (including my docs). Meanwhile some misinformed lady was throwing slices of bread into the flock.