Three daft dogs
Today I decided to blip my 3 dogs for the Magic Number project:
Mum Holly is the one with the Terminator eye and the rude-looking dog chew which she's wielding like a spliff; her daughter Minnie has just dug up something worm-ridden and disgusting (therefore delicious) in the garden and looks scruffier than normal, and her son Max likes to dress up and today is modelling a wig from a Goldilocks fancy-dress outfit (no, not mine!).
I've also discovered that the Urban Dictionary has 3 unusual definitions of Blip:
1. The act of licking another person's tongue.
2. To Blow a Load in one's Pants.
3. Slang for an intimate female part (*original word censored)
If that doesn't get me votes I can do no more...
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