Will I win the Turner Prize?

Maybe my bed is just too tidy cluttered up with only my screwed up cyberjammies about to go into the wash.
The cyberjammies are not just any jammies; they’re M&S jammies but the interesting thing I realised while trying to pluck up the courage to get out of my warm bed was that they button up the men’s way. I wondered if they might actually be men’s jimjams that I picked up by mistake but they were on the women’s floor so no.
Another of life’s little mysteries I suppose…