Reason # 9

From 10 Reasons Why Dads are the Hottest Men on Earth

Reason # 9: We have a keen sense of economics. Dads instinctively know that Ski-ball doesn?t pay out. Three 500?s in a row only yields, like, five tickets. The real money games are Ball-Into-The-Frog?s-Mouth and Basketball Challenge. These are low-risk machines. And we are not afraid to shove our kids out of the way, so we can whack a ton of moles in the last 10 seconds. We also understand cost/benefit. No child of mine is going to blow 10 tickets on a cheap spider ring when you can get an LED spinning top for 20. Guys without kids spend like $50 trying to win a giant panda ? where the hell is a lady going to keep that thing anyway? Dads know that giant stuffed animals are garage sale or Salvation Army fodder.