NOT the way to start the day

When I got back from my night shift this morning Laura and I had to swap our cars around on the drive so we grabbed car keys and shut the door.

"Have you got your house keys?"

Oh shit! We're locked out! I'm just glad it's summertime and stuffily hot so Laura had opened the bathroom window. Cue me having to scramble up on to the conservatory and up to the bathroom window -trying not to fall through the conservatory- then finally back into the house...and then to bed!